Post by Brad Wunder on Mar 24, 2013 0:36:18 GMT -5
Driver of the 47 - Wanton Environmental Destruction
Quite possibly the most egregious case of WED since the "puddles incident" in '07. At least in that case the driver of the 19 spilled most of a full oil change on himself with only a minor amount in the pits. Compared to that case the driver of the 47 is in the Valdez class.
Full details will be disclosed in court tomorrow (wouldn't want to taint the jury, now would we?
) Suffice it to say, if there is a 2X3 foot section of kitty litter, and track staff points out the trail from said kittie litter into the trailer of the 47, well, something is up.
Photographic as well as first hand witness accounts will be provided.
Personally, I think if there is THAT much kitty litter involved, that constitutes an Insta-Major. Just saying....
Quite possibly the most egregious case of WED since the "puddles incident" in '07. At least in that case the driver of the 19 spilled most of a full oil change on himself with only a minor amount in the pits. Compared to that case the driver of the 47 is in the Valdez class.
Full details will be disclosed in court tomorrow (wouldn't want to taint the jury, now would we?
) Suffice it to say, if there is a 2X3 foot section of kitty litter, and track staff points out the trail from said kittie litter into the trailer of the 47, well, something is up. Photographic as well as first hand witness accounts will be provided.
Personally, I think if there is THAT much kitty litter involved, that constitutes an Insta-Major. Just saying....